We're having our loft done, whilst sorting through endless piles of my 'work' from primary school, I came across a poem I wrote when I was about 7. I assume the inspiration came from this photo, as it's attached to the writing.
Here it is word for word.
My teacher must have thought I was a nut job.
Once upon a time there was a lady called Caroline. She had lots of bottles, she went to the bottle bank, she came back with no bottles.
She had her lunch, she had some soup, after that she went to her sisters house. They had a biscuit and a cup of tea, her sister's husband died, Caroline comforted her. She went home.
When she got home she had a glass of beer, her husband came in he said you're drunk.
She fainted, her husband took her to the ambulance, the ambulance took her to the hospital. The doctor said, it's alright, you have just fainted.
The End
When she got home she had a glass of beer, her husband came in he said you're drunk.
She fainted, her husband took her to the ambulance, the ambulance took her to the hospital. The doctor said, it's alright, you have just fainted.
The End
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